. then they turned the page...On the second page was written...For 95 points:Which Tire? _________Lovemaking Tips For Seniors And you too Jim!!!!!1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.5. Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember...6. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act...7. Make all the noise you want ... the neighbors are deaf, too.8. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!9. Don’t even think about trying it twice...‘OLD’ IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love, ‘ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’‘OLD’ IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.‘OLD’ IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.‘OLD’ IS WHEN...You don’t care where. It was my idea that she take lovers whenever her frustrations got too much. She refused at first, but after a couple of years of almost complete abstinence, she finally agreed. The only thing she insisted on was that I was there unless we both agreed otherwise!That was five years ago and if anything, we've become closer. She's had the occasional overnight fling with a couple of lovers, one with a woman, which I really enjoyed, but I've enjoyed watching her with other men for just as long.She's always the first one to start dancing at the local swingers' club, giving me teasing glimpses of her sexy little ass beneath her short skirt. She's always the first one to disappear with one of the other guests, as she did last weekend.She came back laughing and looking flushed and then we danced slowly, arms entwined, that was always when she told tell me about it."I want to see him again," she whispered and I felt my cock rising, "Can I, darling?" You know you can," and she kissed me.
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